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04 August 2011 @ 11:09 am
What is up, homies. It is update time.

One: our new apartment is amazing. Last night my brother came over and cooked for us, so beforehand we scrambled to make sure we had a living room. It's in a half-decent area, and the only problems are the ants (partially solved by me pouring baking soda around the entryways and the fridge) and the fact that our dishwasher and garbage disposal is kind of not working. This will be fixed. Whatever, we have central air and a parking space, I really don't give two fucks.

Two: Mike is going to help us finish our move out of the Saint Paul apartment, which is awesome, because I was sick of doing things like renting a goddamn car once a week. And even more awesome because we're going out of town for a little bit and really don't have time to fuck around.

Three: I'm on the hunt for a car. I'm sick of not being able to do things like go to the grocery store or Home Depot or to visit family because I'm a no-account no-car city son of a bitch. Very annoying. I probably still will rent cars for things like driving to NC or Pittsburgh so that I don't get seven hundred bajillion miles on my car by the end of the summer. I want a Mini Cooper, I don't care how pussy that is.

Four: I declare a thumb war.

Five: I finally got to meet the rest of Mac's family, and saw Chief again for the first time since I moved out (read: put a suitcase in a VW Golf kicking and screaming). It was a great visit, and we even bought a bunch of housewares because they're cheaper in North Carolina. AWESOME.

Six: Work on my comic has actually been coming along! I finished six pages of rough draft at work the other day, so it's pretty promising.

Seven: We finally joined a gym. Which is awesome, because I'm a fatty that fats all over the place. The one personal trainer we met with was awesome, the second was meh. I'm really hoping we get one that actually gives a shit about her job and isn't intimidated by the fact that we are hilarious chubby lesbians.

Eight: Our dryer is SO LOUD. Last night I went downstairs to put a stopper on the basement door, and when I stood up I cracked my head on the newly-installed table and collapsed. Our dryer is so loud I got a concussion. AWESOME.

That's about it, for now. Sorry for the longish entry. I might post pictures of the apartment later.
LOCATION: baltimore
MOOD: calm
MUSIC: the fixx, "one thing leads to another"
28 March 2011 @ 11:26 am
Pokémon Black? AW YISS. Also, Mac and I are doing a simultaneous HeartGold/SoulSilver run. It's lots of fun.

Appointment with my financial adviser today. This ought to be fun. At least I found out about the free bus.

We need a new friggin' showerhead. This one is a plantsprayer.

The cat is in heat again! I am sick of tripping over her because she threw herself down at my feet to make goddamn kitty fucky face. "SOMEONE PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. D: IT'S HORRIBLE." Calm down, cat.
LOCATION: baltimore
MOOD: energetic
MUSIC: akira yamaoka, "i feel..."
27 March 2011 @ 12:45 am
I have been "spoiling" my baby, so she says. I hardly see how some nice clothes and a few good dinners out constitute being spoiled, but there you are.

The 3DS drops today and I have budgeted for it! Cool thing: Gamestop sent me a text letting me know I could pick one up tomorrow. I DO BELIEVE I SHALL. Also, Mac wants a DS (wuh-wuh-whuuuut?!) so we will also see what we can do about that.

My new job is great and is possibly the highest concentration of faggotry in the city of Baltimore. FACT: When your boss is also a gay dance instructor, you have hit the big time. No questions asked.

Also gonna STRAIGHT UP start working out soon because goddamnit NO EXCUSE. SHOW ME YOUR KINETIC MILITARY ACTION FACE!!

- go to Gamestop, fuck yeah
- find some linens
- find some towels
- get keys copied? idk
LOCATION: baltimore
MOOD: busy
MUSIC: the damned, "jet boy, jet girl"
24 March 2011 @ 11:00 pm
Accomplished today:
- new leggings and a scarf for me; new shoes for the Mac
- some new earrings like a boss
- lease agreement is officially signed by both of us and our IDs are copied and turned in ♥
- holy crap, when did I learn to dress myself?

No news, really. We forewent going to U-Haul in the hopes that my brother will help us on Sunday, but who the hell knows if he's ever going to do what he says he is. Considering he wouldn't take me to the mall when I had giant holes in the ass of my only frickin' pants, I'm not exactly holding my breath.
LOCATION: baltimore
MOOD: content
MUSIC: brand new - sudden death in carolina
24 March 2011 @ 01:06 am
New apartment! It is fantastic and I have my Mac with me. Pictures soon, yo. As soon as we get things anything like such as furniture. (We are currently living out of and on top of boxes.) We'd go to the U-Haul and get our shit the fuck out of storage but it's been RAINING SO MUCH and I really don't want to go through the hassle of taking a cab to rent a U-Haul to clean out my storage to drive the U-Haul to empty it up a flight of stairs to drive it back to rent a taxi...

I fucking hate taxis, man. And I hate paying for them. I really need a car.

Ugh and I still need to find a place to copy keys and get a decent non-plant-sprayer showerhead whyyy Baltimore whyyy

Other than that, life is good. Got a new job at a place that isn't full of basically walking bags of pseudo-Italian dick. Good times, good times.
LOCATION: baltimore
MOOD: content
MUSIC: the professor brothers, "jfk"
10 February 2011 @ 12:23 am
Contacted the VA today. It's really good news, but I don't want to say something until it's been made actual.

The apartment I looked at was awesome. I'm going to put in an offer on it. The girl is supposed to call or email me tomorrow to let me know a few more details; more on that if anything comes of it. Because of this apartment, I walked 7 miles today and was harassed by no less than two hobos.

Working on a new layout for my LJ; it'll probably be Red Dead Redemption themed. Exciting times, yo.

Work schedule: 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 18, 19.
LOCATION: baltimore, md
MOOD: calm
MUSIC: fall out boy, "you're crashing, but you're no wave"
09 February 2011 @ 12:35 am
I'm wondering if I didn't make a mistake in moving here. I know it was for a good reason, but the stress is really starting to get to me. That and the fact that I miss my baby.

Department of Veteran Affairs keeps calling my mom's house looking for me; something about my dad. I really don't understand why she won't just give them my cell number.

I have a really good lead on an apartment. I'm actually going to see it this afternoon. Wish me luck?
LOCATION: baltimore, md
MOOD: hopeful
MUSIC: jimmy eat world, "the middle"
29 January 2011 @ 02:16 pm
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LOCATION: baltimore, md
MOOD: calm
MUSIC: buckcherry, "crazy bitch"
02 November 2009 @ 06:44 pm
HELLO, CHILDREN. Today was a day for DPing Craigslist with my massive resume cock and my turgid apartment-hunting erection.

I'm going to do the insane and tackle both NaNoWriMo and NaNoMangO at the same time this year! I can do this, you see, for I am not fettered by the bonds of basically education. Wrimo is gonna be for Gears of War. I'm not officially entered, this is just an excuse for me to finish up my 64 Damn Prompts. MangO, on the other hand... well, unless someone can suggest a Russia/America plot to me for Hetalia, it's gonna wind up as a Devil May Cry sort of thing.

My laptop fan is biting the dust. This is a shame because the laptop cannot stay on more than two hours at a time without it. My laptop is a sad, overheated panda.
LOCATION: silver spring
MOOD: sore
MUSIC: dropkick murphys, "kids and heroes"
23 September 2009 @ 06:12 pm
new goal in life: punch tom delay in the jeans
LOCATION: silver spring
MOOD: hot
MUSIC: franz ferdinand, "turn it on"
06 September 2009 @ 01:56 pm
24 July 2009 @ 12:02 pm
The plan comes to fruition. I have resided in Jenn's apartment for this past week, learning her ways, assimilating her knowledge. The time draws nigh for me to return to my desert stronghold, where I will use what I have learned here and begin my work of the world's subjugation.

(That is to say, this is voodoobob hijacking Jenn's journal before I head back home. ♥)
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Otakon this Friday. Hell to the yeah.
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LOCATION: college park
MOOD: bored
MUSIC: young knives, "here comes the rumour mill"
11 July 2009 @ 12:11 pm

Wtf. Shitfuckers.
LOCATION: college park
MOOD: annoyed
MUSIC: gears of war, "cole train remix"
05 July 2009 @ 11:26 pm
...motherfucking Air Force, I can't believe I just spent an hour starching and ironing a shirt and pants for a goddamned cosplay. I'M SO AWESOME.

APH meetup in DC today! Exciting fun times ahead. I've just finished ironing America's khakis and shirt, and am now moving on to shining his boots. >_> Then it's shower, breakfast, then suited, booted, and ready to be executed!

...And I'm back. That was amazing, dudes. AMERICA/DENMARK OTP LOLOLOL BUT WHO TOPS?
LOCATION: college park
MUSIC: rise against, "entertainment"