HELLO, CHILDREN. Today was a day for DPing Craigslist with my massive resume cock and my turgid apartment-hunting erection.

I'm going to do the insane and tackle both NaNoWriMo and NaNoMangO at the same time this year! I can do this, you see, for I am not fettered by the bonds of basically education. Wrimo is gonna be for Gears of War. I'm not officially entered, this is just an excuse for me to finish up my 64 Damn Prompts. MangO, on the other hand... well, unless someone can suggest a Russia/America plot to me for Hetalia, it's gonna wind up as a Devil May Cry sort of thing.

My laptop fan is biting the dust. This is a shame because the laptop cannot stay on more than two hours at a time without it. My laptop is a sad, overheated panda.

Что же делал Белтов в продолжение етих десят лет? Всё, или почти всё. Что он сделал? Ничего, или почти ничего.

I keep making myself sad. This shit has got to stop. MEME TIME.

( space, lesbians, space )

OKAY SO. If you're here from getting my name off the Hetalia Day meetup crap in DC, then yeah, this is America. The obnoxiously loud and really bitchy one, not the quieter, more adorable one. Feel free to add me and shit.

AIM / devyatgram
twitter / devyatgram
facebook / risingdragon
deviantart / recalcitrancy

In other news, still trying to figure out how to ante up enough money to move out. I was considering asking Doug for a loan (like $500), but then this happened on Facebook...

ME: Trying to figure out how to get enough money to fucking move out.
DOUG: There are things out there and I think they are called J O B's. It's really weird, you do work and then you get paid for it. I know it's a fairly new concept but it's catching on all over the place, it's all the rage!
ME: i have no car and mom won't drive me because she works and doesn't feel like doing something else after she gets home. also i have applied literally everywhere in walking distance except for Lovecraft.
DOUG: All I hear is, I can't, I can't, and no get it done...
ME: Dude, what the fuck? Why do you think I've been down in DC for the last week sleeping on my friend's floor while I job hunt down here instead?

So... yeah, that's not gonna happen. I might've been able to ask Mike, but he won't fucking get in touch with anyone. Maybe I could borrow against my dad's estate, though, if I was contractually obligated to pay it back? I mean, if you think about it, everything's supposed to go to me anyway, so... maybe in this case I could ask for $1000. It's not like I couldn't pay it back ASAP, I just need a starting block, you know?

"Ты был здесь весь день?"
"Я был здесь на дванадцать лет."

Regrets are the worst thing to have, and it's been a year and a half since I've been in a position to have one. Good times, brotherman.

I'm feeling under the weather, so it's motherfucking nap time. Catch you later, ladies and non-ladies.

new goal in life: punch tom delay in the jeans

AHHHH COSPLAY

HEY BITCHES. Anyone want to live in CP? I'm sorta maybe looking for a third roommate.

jacked from kanebullar
crossposted to hetalia

Hey guys! As summer draws to a close for some of us, it's probably the best opportunity we've got to have another meetup in the Washington DC/Metro Area. I know it's pretty late notice but we're going to be meeting up this Saturday, August 15th, 12 noon at the Washington Monument (the base of the monument, facing the Lincoln Memorial). The theme for the meetup is a potluck picnic, so if you come in cosplay bring food from your character's country, or if you come out of cosplay then bring whatever you'd like :3 We understand that it's going to be really hot this weekend, so if you'd want to come as a casual cosplay version of your character then go for it!

The closest Metro stop for the Monument is Smithsonian Station on the blue line. Also, there is ample amounts of parking downtown or at various metro stops along the blue line if you are commuting from far away. If you have any other questions then feel free to contact me or [info]risingdragon. We'll be going as casual Denmark and casual America for the event, so keep a look out for two blonds that might be nation-tans if you are planning to meet up with us.

Sooo. Dad's funeral was yesterday. Didn't find out until today.

Got a text message with this image attached indicating that this all happened yesterday.

I'm blindingly angry and don't know what to do. Wish I could say this puts the smaller sort of shit in perspective for me, but my brain's just stuck in neutral right now. I just want to see his grave.

I'm not going back to school next semester. I'll go back in the spring. I just need a few months that are about me instead of other people.

The plan comes to fruition. I have resided in Jenn's apartment for this past week, learning her ways, assimilating her knowledge. The time draws nigh for me to return to my desert stronghold, where I will use what I have learned here and begin my work of the world's subjugation.

(That is to say, this is voodoobob hijacking Jenn's journal before I head back home. ♥)

( to my current muse )

Otakon this Friday. Hell to the yeah.

THE DEAL:
1. Choose the ten songs you can't stop listening to.
2. Put them in a zip or rar and upload it to Rapidshare or Megaupload.
3. List your songs and the link here, then tag five people.

( oh, the murder happy characters have such fun )

Tagged: pink_rain, rihatsu62, vwl, voodoobob, jess

UH OH DUDES GOT MY RAGIN' PANTS ON.

Wtf. Shitfuckers.

...motherfucking Air Force, I can't believe I just spent an hour starching and ironing a shirt and pants for a goddamned cosplay. I'M SO AWESOME.

APH meetup in DC today! Exciting fun times ahead. I've just finished ironing America's khakis and shirt, and am now moving on to shining his boots. >_> Then it's shower, breakfast, then suited, booted, and ready to be executed!

...And I'm back. That was amazing, dudes. AMERICA/DENMARK OTP LOLOLOL BUT WHO TOPS?